1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:05,079 Day Seven of the Senuous Toned to 10K challenge! 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,959 It's like Couch to 5k, but for people 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,239 who weren't that far off anyway. 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,839 And I've just smashed 7K! 5 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:12,719 CAR STEREO BOOMS 6 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,639 This programme contains some strong language 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,960 ...Sake! 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,239 So, Day Seven of the Senuous 9 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,240 Toned to 10K challenge... 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,439 ...and I've just smashed 7k, 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,599 so you'll have to excuse my appearance. 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,919 WOMAN CHATTERS IN BACKGROUND What a mess! Um, now, 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,999 I was expecting, at this stage of 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,479 my fitness... Yeah, totally. 15 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,759 Look, I think 16 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,159 there's a way round this, but we'll just have to see if Malcolm... Um... 17 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,039 Hi. Hang on... 18 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,399 Hello. Sorry, you're actually in my shot there. ..I'll call you back. 19 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,599 I'm in your what? I'm filming here, so... Oh, right! 20 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,839 Can I be in it? Well, you ARE in it. That's the prob... the, um, issue. 21 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,359 So if you wouldn't mind just backing up a bit, 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,679 that would be really helpful. 23 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,639 Sorry, you want me to move my car cos you're taking a selfie? 24 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,199 It's not. It's actually content for actual... content. 25 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,879 Right, that's not a sentence. 26 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,879 And, er, it's a free country, so I'm just going to... Yeah. 27 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,559 It's just this particular bit of free country's already in use, 28 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,999 and there's an even free-er bit about ten yards that way, so... 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,799 I was here first, so... No, I've just run 7K 30 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,599 to get to this exact... No, no, you haven't, you haven't. 31 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,079 You started there, didn't you? Where your fake sweat is, I think, there? 32 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,999 That is... OK. Hey. You all right? Yeah. 33 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,439 No, actually, I'm... I'm just dropping off... Of course, you two 34 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,879 don't, um... 35 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,239 Abs, this is Amanda, my upstairs neighbour. 36 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,079 Amanda - Abs, my, um... 37 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,879 Ned's mum. JJ's wife. 38 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,799 Yeah. Boots. Oh... Nice. 39 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,039 Oh, and he left his shin pads at school. Right. 40 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,160 Well, that puts a face to the name... 41 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,079 ...for us both! Mm-hm. And you know what? 42 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,999 Don't worry about the car. Just leave it there. 43 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,199 I absolutely will. Yeah. Do. Please. 44 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,879 Have a great day, yeah? 45 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,719 Yeah. You have a great day, yeah? 46 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,999 Thanks, you too. Will do. 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,599 Hey, be lucky! I will. 48 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,999 You take care. Thanks. Take care. 49 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,280 Take care. Take care. DOOR SLAMS 50 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,079 SHE SIGHS 51 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,240 Wow! 52 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,359 And I'm looking for 53 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,839 a one-million-pound investment, in return 54 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,479 for a 5% stake in my company. 55 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:25,039 Right. That's not really how this... I am prepared to go to 6%. 56 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,600 Shall we start over, yeah? OK. 57 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,799 OK, so what's the money for? 58 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,319 To buy a bigger house. Right. 59 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,519 Then it's a mortgage you're after. 60 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,999 I'm a business manager, so I'll have to refer you... 61 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,479 No, no, it is for my business. 62 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,399 So, Senuous operates in the aspirational end of 63 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,999 the lifestyle content space, so it's vital that I, as CEO, 64 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,799 look like someone who lives in a large house. 65 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,199 So you'd like a business loan to buy the sort of house 66 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,279 you want people to think you own? 67 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,639 That's so well put. 68 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,079 Yeah. Yeah, no, that's not something we can help with. 69 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,159 So you're saying... you're out? 70 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:03,839 Um, I mean, what we could potentially do is give you 71 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,639 a personal loan... OK. ...based on your salary 72 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:10,639 from... Kitchen and Bathroom... Kitchens? Right. 73 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,799 So centred more on my collab. 74 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,400 And how much would that be? 75 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,960 We could do £3,000. 76 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,599 Can I take a moment? Sure. 77 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,079 SHE SIGHS 78 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:28,960 SHE WHISPERS 79 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,040 OK, Aiden... 80 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,359 ...we'd like to accept your offer. 81 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,879 Oh... 82 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,640 Congratulations. Thank you? 83 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,800 Thank you. 84 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,399 Oi! Come on, ref! 85 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,799 That was clearly a foul! 86 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,879 That was a dive! Get up! 87 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,999 Right, Mum? 100%! That could have been a goal. 88 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,799 In fact, I'm going to call that a goal. Exactly. 1-0! 89 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,999 Huh? Go, Darius! CAR ALARM WAILS 90 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,439 Not again! 91 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,999 Bloody car alarm! It keeps doing this. 92 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,359 Right, I'm going to call Della. 93 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,039 Hey, how's she getting on? All right, I think. 94 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,199 I mean, if you've got to take a corporate gig, there's worse than 95 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,599 cruising round Hawaii for three months. And it's keeping 96 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,039 our heads above water, so... Not if the ship sinks! 97 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,639 CHUCKLING Sorry, no. 98 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,399 Hello? Morning, Dels! Yeah, it's evening here, actually, 99 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,279 right in the middle of service. ...Where's my lamb?! Coming, Chef! 100 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,599 Right, it's just that the car alarm keeps being weird again... 101 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,519 Hey. Sorry we're late. 102 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,039 Big day at Senuous. 103 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,719 It's really blowing up. 104 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,359 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. No, that's a good thing, Anne. OK. Aw! 105 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,799 Look at Darius and Georgie! 106 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,119 Yeah. I'm so glad they patched things up. Yeah. 107 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,879 They're like the club's own little power couple. 108 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,239 Like, er, Brangelina or something! Mm, mm! 109 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,319 Georgius. Dari-orgie! 110 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:54,039 Ooh! No, sorry, that sounds... So, yeah, Senuous has attracted 111 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,279 some major Chinese investors. 112 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,479 Ooh! A banking corporation based out of Hong-Kong/Shanghai. 113 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,119 You mean HSBC? 114 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,719 I don't think people call it that. 115 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,199 Anyway, I'm going to invest in a laptop and some proper 116 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:10,199 studio lights. Mm, yeah. Illuminate to accumulate, as they say. 117 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,119 Hmm. Good news, Anne. Della's up for Wednesday. 118 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:17,199 Great. What's this? Oh, um, I'm helping the PTA with Careers Week. 119 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,159 Ah! Yeah. Della's going to talk to Year 11 about being a chef, 120 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,960 live from her ship. Ah! Like Tim Peake! 121 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,559 Oh, unless it's something that you would like to...? 122 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:31,599 No. No, no, no, no. I'm keeping my powder dry for Ted, thank you. 123 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,039 Ted who? TED Talks. 124 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,839 Yeah, I pitched a TED-X-SoHa, 125 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,439 so... watch this space. 126 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,079 Yeah. It makes sense. Mm. 127 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,999 I mean, it'll probably be a bit dull, anyway. It's just parents 128 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,799 gabbing on about gardening and accountancy, and then me 129 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,159 trying to make curing malaria not sound like a total snoozefest. 130 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,959 Awful! I want to make Chemistry sexy again. Hashtag chemsex! Ha! 131 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,079 You should really Google "chemsex" before you start 132 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,199 writing anything, Anne. OK. REFEREE'S WHISTLE BLOWS 133 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,360 Oh. All right, come on, then, kids. Well played, guys! 134 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,159 Hey, neighbour. Hey. 135 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,799 That was nice earlier. 136 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,519 Meeting Abs. 137 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,039 Finally! Oh... 138 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,879 Jesus! Yeah. 139 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,479 Such a strong character. 140 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:20,439 Really... candid, confident. 141 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,879 Quite... forthright. 142 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,039 Ah-ha. Ha-ha! What? 143 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,519 It's fine, Amanda. 144 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,920 I think the feeling was mutual. Oh! 145 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,559 What did she say about me? 146 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,679 Uh... nothing, really. 147 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,879 Well, she clearly said something. I wouldn't worry about it. 148 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,039 Oh, come on, Mal. I'm a big girl, I can take it. No, it's not a big 149 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,279 deal, you know, you've just met someone... If she said something, 150 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,040 I'd like to... Mal! She thought you were shallow. 151 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,800 SHE SCOFFS 152 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,399 God's sake! Where is this 153 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,279 bloody football boot?! Someone might have nicked it, you know. 154 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,359 What, one boot? Well, you do get perverts. 155 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,359 Hey, girlies! 156 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,839 So... Hi. ...finally met the famous Abs. 157 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:12,599 Oh! She seems... So great. Mm-hm. So much fun. Yeah. 158 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,479 Yes. No, she's good people. Yeah. 159 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,639 She's quite full-on, though, don't you think? 160 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,359 Oh, she doesn't suffer fools gladly. Uh-huh, right, yeah. 161 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,719 She's only just been let back onto the sidelines. No? 162 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,239 She called the last ref an "eff-ing C". What?! 163 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,119 Yeah, that's what I think I meant, like, judgmental. 164 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,599 Yeah, but he WAS an eff-ing C... Right. ..just nobody else 165 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,879 had the balls to say it. Right. 166 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,959 She says it like it is. That's what I like about her. 167 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,839 Oh, same. Yeah. 168 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,439 Yeah. Same. 169 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,040 Mm. Yeah... 170 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,119 Oh! Almost forgot. I heard the craziest thing the other day. 171 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,279 I thought, Anne and Fi will laugh at this. I laughed, actually. 172 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,639 It's not funny, ha-ha, it's more 173 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:51,000 funny, not peculiar-funny, ridiculous, you know? Cos... 174 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,120 It's... OK. 175 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,720 You guys don't think I'm shallow, do you? 176 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,159 THEY LAUGH No? No! 177 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,799 No, and that, that is, um... Yeah. 178 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,439 I know! That is... That is really funny... I know! 179 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,919 ...because it's the total opposite, yes! It's crazy! 180 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,039 Yeah, I know, so absolutely... No, 100%, not at all. 181 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,759 Yeah. No, I told you it was... 182 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,799 Yeah. Thanks, Anne. Yeah. 183 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,920 Yeah. 184 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,199 Why would you say that? She is SO shallow. 185 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,439 I'm not going to say that to her, though, am I? 186 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,759 You can't just confront someone like Amanda with reality. 187 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,559 Cos, like, you know, anything could happen... Oh! 188 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,839 Call off the pervert search! 189 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,440 Found the shoe! 190 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:41,199 Eh, thank you, Sophia! Mal, how bad would it be 191 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,639 if I dropped out... of doing my accountancy talk for Careers Week? 192 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,039 Why would you do that? 193 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,119 School wasn't a great time for me. 194 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:53,519 I was a bit bullied by the, er, cool, confident kids. Ha! 195 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:57,999 No offence. Literally none taken. Just the idea of, erm, getting up 196 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,680 in front of an entire class is... It's the whole year group, mate. 197 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,479 Oh, God! Listen, my talk's Monday morning. 198 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,399 Why don't you come along to that, watch? 199 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,079 You'll see there's nothing to worry about. 200 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,639 Thanks, Mal, that's a great idea. 201 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,119 Yeah. Yeah, it's nothing. Yeah. 202 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,399 Yeah. J? Hmm? It's going to be all right, man. 203 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,680 You're one of the cool kids now. Yeah. 204 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,960 MAL LAUGHS 205 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,399 Darling, we're running low on gin again. 206 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,119 Hmm? You know, I think this cheap stuff can evaporate. Yeah, 207 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,479 that's what it is. 208 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,359 Oh, look, Mummy! 209 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,879 It's from my Hong Kong/Shanghai investment. 210 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,079 Mm-hm. God, it's actually a bargain for 3K. 211 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,879 Well, hopefully, it'll improve your contents. 212 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,239 Content. 213 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,159 Oh! This place is boobytrapped. 214 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,559 Manus! You almost killed Gan-Gan. 215 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,319 What? Sorry, Mummy, it's 216 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,199 a birthday present from Johnny. 217 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,559 Birthday? Yes. 218 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,119 He was 14 on Friday. You said you'd got him a present. 219 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,079 Yes, I have, it's in my bag. 220 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,599 Honestly, Manus, you can't just leave your stuff all lying around. 221 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,679 We all have to live here. 222 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,760 OK, this must be the spotlight. 223 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,079 Mummy, do you think I'm shallow? 224 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,599 No, of course not! 225 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,639 No, darling, you come from a long line of very caring, 226 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,199 considerate and thoughtful women. 227 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,999 Thanks, Mummy. Manus... 228 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,079 Manus! Huh? 229 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,399 Little something from the Bank of Gan-Gan. 230 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,159 Happy Birthday, darling. Wow! 231 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,639 Thank you so much, Gan-Gan! 232 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,840 Mm! Don't spend it all on vapes. How do you even cash this? 233 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,559 So, I get to work out in nature and be my own boss. 234 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,119 And if I want to save for a big holiday or something, 235 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,439 I can just take on some new clients 236 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,879 and cut back a few more privets. 237 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,199 Which also means I can genuinely 238 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,479 tell people that I manage a hedge fund. 239 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,719 LAUGHTER 240 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,999 Er, great stuff there from Ned's dad. 241 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,599 Er, any questions? 242 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,319 Yes. How much money do you make? 243 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,639 No. We don't ask that, 244 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,879 as I said. Er, yes, mate? 245 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,959 Yeah, did you know your flies are undone? 246 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,999 LAUGHTER Oh. 247 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,039 Zip! LAUGHTER 248 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,239 Flasher! Yeah, all right. Er, any questions more related to wood? 249 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,640 LAUGHTER Trees! Trees. 250 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,320 OK, yes, thank you. Settle down... 251 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,919 Hey! I missed a call from you. What's up? 252 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:38,919 Yeah, is there a way to have the heating on, but not as hot? 253 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,599 Er, yeah, just, er, change the thermostat. The what? 254 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,159 Do you know what, I'll change it on the app, OK? I'll do it. 255 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,079 OK. Love you, bye-bye. Bye! Love you. 256 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,359 Hey... Hi. Hi. 257 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,199 Hi, guys. 258 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,159 Wow, you look very... fresh. 259 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,199 I'm not wearing make-up. 260 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,479 Some days, I just want to be my authentic self, you know? 261 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,359 Pull focus to what's beneath the surface, 262 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,639 not... what's on it. Are you sure you're not wearing any make-up? 263 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,919 I'm not. I can see some... It's nude make-up, Anne, 264 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,159 which means nothing on. So just cos you can see it doesn't mean 265 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,719 it's there, cos it's not. Yeah, well, rather you than me, babe. 266 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,999 Honestly, without a litre of mascara, my eyes look like 267 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,399 gerbils' bumholes. LAUGHTER 268 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,759 Oh, same. 269 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,319 Well, not exactly. 270 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,559 It's a personal choice, I suppose, 271 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:26,279 which I'm all about. Free will. 272 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,599 I'm actually reading Nineteen Eighty-Four at the moment, 273 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,799 again. George Orwell. I just love the social satire, 274 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,479 as seen in his allegorical novella Animal Farm, 275 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,599 which I've also read. Well, if you like those Amanda, 276 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,639 I recommend Handmaid's Tale. Oh, OK. 277 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,800 Yeah, sure. I'll check that out, yeah. Love anything handmade. 278 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,079 What...? MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 279 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,119 Ah, that's work, actually, so I'd better... 280 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,119 Anne, I'll see you on Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. 281 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,239 ...Hello, hi... Thursday, what's Thursday? 282 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,719 Oh, er, careers talk. Yeah, me and Abs are doing a double bill. 283 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,999 Oh, yeah? What does she do? What's her... what's her job? 284 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,959 Ooh, so many parents... Yeah, what does she do? 285 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,359 I think she works for a bank. 286 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,479 She's a banker? 287 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,959 Wow! 288 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:10,080 She's a banker, and she has the audacity to call ME shallow?! 289 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,360 Those people literally caused... it was either Covid or Brexit. 290 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,759 Anne, we need to swap career talks. 291 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,879 But you're not doing a career talk. Don't split hairs, Anne. 292 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,439 You asked me to do one and I'm accepting. OK, well, er, 293 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,439 I think nobody has covered retail, so you could talk about 294 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,239 your kitchens and... Mm, no, Anne, I'm going to talk about Senuous. 295 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,079 I think the children would benefit 296 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,720 most hearing about my career as an influencer. 297 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,479 Don't you... Yes, absolutely. ...Anne? 100%. Yes. Mm. 298 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,399 Right, great, OK. 299 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,919 Pop me down for Thursday, then... OK. ..with Abs. 300 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,879 Right, I'd better get going. 301 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,799 I've got a whole generation of online creators to inspire. 302 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,039 Yeah... Yeah. 303 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,399 Ha! Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you later. 304 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,319 You did it again. What? 305 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,599 She's not an influencer! No-one follows her. 306 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,679 You're just massaging her ego. 307 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,119 OK, yeah, so I humour her a bit, but what else was I supposed to say? 308 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,399 That she should talk about her actual job, 309 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,399 selling sinks and toilets. Oh, I couldn't be that honest. 310 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:12,679 Look, Anne, people can take constructive criticism, you know? 311 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,639 It can actually help them to, like, learn and grow and that. 312 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,360 Really. Really. Mm... 313 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,519 Oh! 314 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,519 Foul! Come on, ref! 315 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,000 Mum?! 316 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,119 Do it. 317 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,719 Actually, I don't think that was a foul. Mm-hm. 318 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,519 What?! Maybe if you just stopped diving and acting the goat, 319 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:38,319 and you spent more time sending the ball into the net, 320 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,839 then you'd be a bit less... shite! 321 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:45,279 Huh! No... Oh, this honesty thing's not for me, Fi. It's great to give 322 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,280 these things a try and everything, but, you know... God, no! 323 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,919 Come on... Yes! 324 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,279 Oh! Was that a...? 325 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,079 Yay! Go, Darius! 326 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,239 Yes! You see? Yeah! 327 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,080 It works! OK. 328 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,639 Oi! Ned's Dad! 329 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,119 Where you been at, man? 330 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,599 You got your cock out again? 331 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,800 Oh, come on! I just forgot to do my flies up! 332 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,639 Keep it in your pants, yeah? 333 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,839 Kids can be so mean. 334 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,479 When do they grow out of that? 335 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,400 Those shorts are too tight, Mal. You can see your back wheels there. 336 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,520 See you tomorrow for Careers Day, JJ! 337 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,639 Hello. 338 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,239 Oh, piece of advice, 339 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,080 you should consider a fringe. 340 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,439 OK, but I've been looking for it for ages. 341 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,679 Could you have a think? Oh! I have no idea where you charger is 342 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,759 because I'm 7,000 miles away! 343 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,239 Sorry, I was only asking. Look, I have to go. 344 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,119 Sorry she's late! I'm parenting solo. 345 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,439 Hi, Fi! Hi! I've been meaning to thank you. 346 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,239 Yeah? This whole, er, "say what you think" business, it's been 347 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,199 really liberating. Oh, that's great, Anne. Good for you! 348 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,479 Yeah! I mean, why hold your tongue, when you could help somebody 349 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,159 realise... oh, I don't know, um, er, you're overly reliant on 350 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,080 your absent wife and it makes you seem weak and immature. 351 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,879 I mean, she has got a point. 352 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,240 SCHOOL BELL RINGS In! 353 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,280 You're welcome. 354 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,359 So, what can I tell... INTERFERENCE 355 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,999 ...about working in a professional kitchen? 356 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,719 Well, I suppose the thing I'm asked 357 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,359 most often is how... INTERFERENCE 358 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,239 ...pressure of cooking so many things... Yo. 359 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,639 Are you going to get a boner, like Ned's other dad? 360 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,440 No, and he didn't get a b... Sh! 361 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,480 ...and perhaps most importantly... INTERFERENCE 362 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,839 Well, so much for 5G! 363 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:54,239 Sorry, no disrespect to Aeryn's dad, who we now know 364 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,799 installs 5G. 365 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,919 OK, so with that, Mr Sarfuni, you're up next! 366 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,960 Er, so, a nice big round of applause for Ned's other dad! 367 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,919 Um... Ahem. 368 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,439 So, there are, er, 369 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,279 a few people out there that think 370 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,560 accountancy is a bit boring... 371 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,039 Amanda! Mm? I seem to be doing this all myself. Daniel, 372 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,159 this is important. I need to get to grips with my kit, 373 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,679 which I'm not charging you for, despite it costing three grand. 374 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,079 There's a generation of children whose future might hinge on 375 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,240 this presentation. About bathrooms?! 376 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,679 Yeah. Oh, could I borrow your Britney mic that you use 377 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,039 for the trade shows? I suppose so, since you're technically promoting 378 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,999 the company. Yeah. Actually, should I come along, to the school, 379 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,039 in case there's any questions you can't answer? Er... 380 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,159 I don't think you can, unless you've been DBS checked. 381 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,879 Oh. Have you been DBS checked? 382 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,639 Women can't be paedophiles, Daniel. 383 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,239 DOORBELL RINGS 384 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,399 Mummy! Hello, darling. What are you doing here? 385 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,799 I'm afraid there's something up with the oven you sold me. 386 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,119 Ah. Daniel, would you...? 387 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,039 Now, I turned it on this morning and there was all this noxious 388 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,319 black goo at the bottom. I took a photograph of it. 389 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,119 And that wasn't there last time you used it? 390 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,959 Well, this is its inaugural outing. But you've had it seven months. 391 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,399 Yes, well, I cook infrequently. 392 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,400 Can I just check, you had removed the polystyrene packing? 393 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,999 OK. Er, I think we have a special cleaner for that. One second. 394 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,999 Thanks, Daniel. 395 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,319 Oh, Mummy, while I have you, I'm doing a careers talk 396 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,559 about Senuous at the school, if you want to come along? 397 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,079 Oh, darling, I can't. I'm actually busy that day. 398 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,999 I didn't tell you the day. What day is it? 399 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,559 Thursday. Yeah, I'm busy that day. 400 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,559 Well, as long as you find time for the important things. 401 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,679 I tell you what, why don't I buy you a nice dress for it? 402 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,559 Mummy, opening your chequebook can't be your answer to everything. 403 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,879 If you don't want to support me, that's your prerogative, 404 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,239 but you don't get to buy off your guilt by throwing your money around. 405 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,679 That'll be 470, with the VAT. 406 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,400 You know what? I don't think my money's welcome here. 407 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,559 LAUGHTER So when you're all billionaires, 408 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,679 remember who it was first told you, "If you want to be a legend..." 409 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,879 Start with a ledger! 410 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,279 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 411 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,119 Well, that's it from me, 412 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,999 but if you have any questions... 413 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,079 HE FARTS 414 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,560 LAUGHTER No way?! 415 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,799 Nah, stop, man. Stop! 416 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,040 All right, all right, thank you. 417 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,119 Any chance I styled that out? 418 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,159 You're fucked. All right. 419 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,680 You're Year 11, not age 11! 420 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,119 And in a few moments, I'll be handing you over to 421 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,039 Tom Walsh for the news and weather. 422 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,839 Before that, I've just got a quick update on that person that 423 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,560 was stuck on the... Oh! 424 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,480 Oh, great! 425 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,480 Should call Della. 426 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,080 TUTTING 427 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:24,359 Why might lights go out? 428 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,599 Huh! 429 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,800 OK, everyone, quick as you can. 430 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,479 Take your seats now, guys. Mum! 431 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,679 Please, please don't do this. 432 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,239 I'll do anything. Georgie, relax. 433 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,039 I'm about to make you very popular. 434 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,479 You'll be like a nepo baby. 435 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,679 OK, hello, everyone. 436 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,519 Now, first up, we have Ms Hughes, 437 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,439 who is Georgie's mum, 438 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,439 and she is here to tell us all about her job. 439 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,879 Well, it's more of a hobby, to be honest. Enjoy. 440 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,640 APPLAUSE 441 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,279 RELAXING PIANO MUSIC 442 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,799 What is Senuous? 443 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,199 It's a good question, but should we 444 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,399 not begin by asking, 445 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,840 what is it... not? 446 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,999 And to answer THAT question, 447 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,759 please welcome the founder, 448 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,559 COO and CEO of Senuous, 449 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,440 Amanda Hughes! 450 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,639 APPLAUSE 451 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,399 Thank you, everyone, thank you! 452 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,519 Now, you've probably seen my content 453 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,319 and assumed it's another 454 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,959 shallow lifestyle brand 455 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,679 that's purely about aesthetic perfection, 456 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,080 but look closer. 457 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,759 Is nature shallow? 458 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,000 Is time shallow? 459 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,879 Is space shallow? Er, actually, 460 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,639 space can be shallow. That was a rhetorical question. 461 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,879 But I suppose what I am asking is, can something beautiful 462 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,759 also be important? 463 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:07,559 And my feeling is, yes, it can. 464 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,160 So, what's my origin story? 465 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,719 RADIO BACK ON Ha! 466 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:28,639 Above all, we're about connecting with people on a human level. 467 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:33,319 But instead of a paintbrush or a violin, I have a phone. 468 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,679 I use social media to touch people. 469 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,239 I certainly touch myself when I'm creating it. 470 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,199 And I believe if I'm touching myself, 471 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,559 I'm probably touching other people too. 472 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,119 GIGGLING 473 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,879 Well, OK, Amanda, everyone! 474 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,919 Thank you so much. OK! APPLAUSE 475 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,199 Yeah, thanks. Now, er, 476 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,239 sadly, we're slightly behind time, 477 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,359 because she was talking so much, so we'll have to... Anne! 478 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,959 ...skip all the questions. OK. 479 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,119 And I'd like to welcome to the stage Mrs Sarfuni... OK. 480 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,360 Hello! ..Ned's mum! 481 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,559 Well done. Good luck. 482 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,479 OK. Wow! 483 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,479 Talk about a tough act to follow! 484 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,240 Yeah, so much there, wasn't there, to... 485 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,599 ...sort of unpack? Um, my name is Abs. 486 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,239 I work for a food bank. 487 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,799 Now, I'm afraid, guys, there's not a lot of glamour in the 488 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,039 charity sector, as my nails will tell you. 489 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,919 SHE MOUTHS But through our network 490 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,279 of amazing volunteers, 491 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,279 we actually feed over a thousand households per week, 492 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,239 which is... Sorry. Yes, I just realised, 493 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,839 I forgot to mention our charity work, that whole side of Senuous 494 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,639 that's very important to us. Me. 495 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,399 That's really good... to know. So sorry. It's OK. 496 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,639 I just realised I hadn't... 497 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,479 OK. Please continue. Yeah, thank you. 498 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,759 Um, yeah, so as I was saying, um, if any of you are looking 499 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,839 to get involved in the charity sector, 500 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,639 then volunteering is such a good way to... Yeah, I volunteer a lot 501 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,079 myself. That's great, that's good. Oh, yeah. 100%. 502 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,319 A good chunk of my week is volunteering, 503 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,759 cos Senuous is a not-for-profit organisation. 504 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,479 We've literally never made a profit. Cool, well... I also run 505 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,079 the Senuous Foundation - 506 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,239 formerly, the Senuous Van der Velde Foundation - 507 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,639 that gives to many local causes. 508 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,319 Most recently, cocktails for a local football team, so... 509 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,199 Yeah, well, look, if you actually fund projects, you know, we should 510 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,879 probably talk... Oh, we're happy to fund. Yeah. Very happy. 511 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,399 OK. I like to say, we put the "fun" in funding. 512 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:43,039 Erm, in fact, we recently secured a multi-thousand-pound investment 513 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,759 from a major corporation in Hong Kong/Shanghai. 514 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,879 Wow! Mm. Wow! That's really impressive. 515 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,359 Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I had no idea about that. Well, 516 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,879 there's more to me than meets the eye. 517 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,239 And quite a lot meets the eye, so... ABS CHUCKLES 518 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,560 Yeah. Absolutely. 519 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,239 Great, thanks. 520 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,400 So how much shall I put you down for, Amanda? 521 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,879 What? As you're so... you're so passionate about funding 522 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,760 local causes, and... 523 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,759 Yes, I am. I am. Yes. 524 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,479 Er, well, gosh, I would be absolutely delighted 525 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,440 to donate... a hundred... 526 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,999 ...thousand... A hundred thousand pounds?! 527 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,759 GASPING AND APPLAUSE No. No. 528 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,879 A thousand would seem... A thousand. 529 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,040 ...like... 530 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,839 ...too little to me, 531 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,639 I think... Mm. ..so that's why I would like to donate... 532 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,079 OK. ..to... 533 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,479 Hmm... 534 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,479 ...this great cause 535 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,080 the sum of... 536 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:54,639 ...two and a half... three... 537 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,079 Wow! ..three thousand pounds! 538 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Three thousand pounds! 539 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,599 That's above and beyond, actually. 540 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,879 It is. It really is! It almost is above and beyond. 541 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,719 Thank you so much! Yeah. Mandy, everyone! 542 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,439 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Amanda. Wow! 543 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,440 Oh, my goodness, well, what a way to start! Yeah, wow! 544 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,599 Well, thank you. Thank you so much. 545 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,759 Oh, you're very welcome. It was a pleasure... No, that was sarcasm. 546 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,199 The last thing I needed was someone telling the kids a few clicks 547 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,999 on TikTok and they'll all be millionaires, 548 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,559 cos that's what they all think anyway. 549 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,640 So, er, great. Just perfect! 550 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,679 Will you be careful with that, Anne? It's all got to go back. Yes. 551 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,679 And I need to get a full refund. It's probably for the best, anyway. 552 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,839 Those lights weren't very good. 553 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,159 You could still see all your wrinkles, 554 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,320 and they made you look very tired. 555 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,639 I hope you don't mind me saying this, Anne, but friend to friend, 556 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,840 you're being a complete fucking bitch! 557 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,799 I'm bloody killing it here! 558 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,840 DOORBELL RINGS 559 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,679 Fiona Fry? I just thought they were normal mushrooms! 560 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,119 Are you the wife of Della Fry? 561 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,119 What's happened? No, everything's fine. 562 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,599 Your wife just called the station quite upset, 563 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,359 asked us to do a welfare check. 564 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,479 On me? 565 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,999 She said you hadn't contacted her in 11 hours and, 566 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,840 well, for some reason, she thought you might be dead. 567 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,319 Goodness! That's an awful lot of money 568 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,119 to throw at a problem, darling. 569 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,599 I thought you pledged 3,000. 570 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,439 Yes, the giant cheque cost £15. 571 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,759 Hmm. You must be so proud of your mum. Yeah. 572 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:03,599 I am. Oh, Georgie! Come here. Well done, Mum. Aw! Well, 573 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,039 I can't thank you enough. 574 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,759 And, yeah, I really did enjoy your talk. Aw, thank you! 575 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,359 Yeah, I think it's great, not just kids get to be influencers. 576 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,040 You know, give the middle-aged mums a chance, I say! 577 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,200 Anne, I'm not middle-aged, am I? 578 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,280 No! No. God, no! Yeah. Absolutely not... Yeah, yeah. ..at all! 579 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,560 SATISFIED SNIFF